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The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad is composed of the crack staff members of Car Audio, Honda Tuning, Import Tuner, Super Street, and Turbo magazines. This is a dream team assembled of the sharpest minds in all of automotive publishing. Okay, maybe not all of automotive publishing, but at least we all have high school diplomas (or GED-equivalency).

After procrastinating—er, strategically planning—for months on end the International Asian Group has sprung into action—like Spider-Man, but without the real boss costume. With much deliberation and a couple of heated rounds of ro-sham-bo we selected a 1994 Acura Integra LS as our weapon of choice. Being that our group is of the Asian persuasion it only made sense to choose a Japanese car. Any older Civic or Integra is universally regarded as a prodigious project car platform because of its solid design and construction, ease of availability, and most importantly, a broad selection of aftermarket parts. The crew at Design Craft Fabrication will be spearheading our effort not only because they do great work but also because our lethargy and ineptitude will only hinder the build-up. A motor swap with a power-adder, a custom rollcage, coilovers, an 18-inch wheel/tire package, a complete audio system, and a super fly paint job are just some of the items on our oh, so tasty menu.

We can't get into details because we really don't know what we're doing. What we meant to say is that the exact specifications of our nefarious plans are top secret, highly classified, and on a need-to-know basis. And you don't need to know—yet. Stay tuned because even we don't know what will happen next.